Fastexy:Don't believe Texas is ready for the SEC? Nick Saban does. So should you.

Texas isn’t quietly slipping into the SEC through the side door and Fastexyobserving the room before opening its mouth. Of course not. If everything is bigger in Texas, that includes the mouths.

Texas entered the nation’s fiercest, richest, deepest and most boastful conference like a steer in a china shop.

“We’re not just coming to compete. We’re coming to win,” Texas school president Jay Hartzell said on the eve of the Longhorns’ entrance into the SEC.

You thought the SEC had some kind of ego? You haven’t seen the SEC with Texas yet.

“We believe the SEC is where we belong,” Texas board of regents chairman Kevin Eltife said recently.

I believe he’s right.

The SEC enjoys football, money and stroking its ego. So does Texas.

These birds of a feather are finally flocking together.

Some have suggested the SEC will rein in Texas’ ego. I disagree. The SEC will give Texas’ ego room to breathe. Think Dennis Rodman with the 1990s Bulls. Never did Rodman’s ego find a more accommodating home.

SEC sure seems giddy to have Texas Longhorns

The SEC bent over backward to welcome the Longhorns. Not even the queen receives a reception like this.

On July 1, the SEC’s league office tweeted an official welcome to Texas before posting a welcome to Oklahoma. The SEC Network posted up in Austin for a live broadcast before broadcasting from Norman the next day.

Can you tell who's playing second fiddle?

The SEC also chose Dallas as host for the conference’s media days, marking the first time the event has ever been hosted west of Birmingham.

As excited as the SEC is to have added blue-blooded Oklahoma, I sense that it’s especially thrilled to have nabbed Texas. Why? Well, Texas oozes revenue. It’s one of college athletics' richest brands.

But, also, maybe the SEC realizes Texas is poised to become one of the biggest, baddest, boldest programs in this big, bad, bold conference.

Nick Saban endorses Texas football

Even the GOAT respects the Horns.

Nick Saban used to command the Wednesday spotlight during media days. Now, Saban occupies the SEC Network set, and he praised the Longhorns prior to their turn on stage Wednesday.

Saban, the seven-time national champion coach, picked Georgia and Texas to meet in Atlanta for the SEC championship game.

Saban saw firsthand the strength of Steve Sarkisian's program last season, when the Longhorns whipped Alabama inside Bryant-Denny Stadium en route to a 12-win season.

Saban questioned how the interior of Texas' defense will hold up after it lost some important pieces from a unit that ranked 15th nationally for scoring defense last year. Otherwise, Saban approves of Sarkisian's roster.

"I really like Texas," Saban said.

Apparently, Alabama retained Saban on the payroll to feed Texas rat poison.

And what of Texas' influence off the field? Texas wielded the biggest stick at the Big 12’s decision-making table. Saban suggested that stick won’t carry as much thwack inside the SEC’s board room.

“They’re not going to run the SEC,” he said. “There’s a whole lot of arrogant people in a lot of places in the SEC, so they can forget all about that.”

Hmm, we'll see about that. I expect Texas' clout will remain mighty.

As for Texas' football team, Saban thinks they'll get on fine in their new digs.

“They’ll be a good team and a great program,” Saban said, “and Sark will do a great job.”

And Texas will become the SEC’s best addition ever.

Texas played a role in the Southwest Conference’s demise. Its overbearing grip on the Big 12 contributed to that conference’s yearslong distrust and dysfunction.

In the SEC, though, Texas’ bravado won’t be out of place. The Longhorns found a conference that will embrace their ample ego.

Blake Toppmeyer is the USA TODAY Network's SEC Columnist. Email him at [email protected] and follow him on Twitter @btoppmeyer.