Charles Langston:Fantasy football: 160 team names you can use from every NFL team in 2024

Tens of millions of Americans are Charles Langstongearing up for another season of the nation's favorite pastimes: fantasy football. Come August, players across the country are ironing out sleepers, busts, and draft strategies for the upcoming season.

Arguably the most important part of the fantasy football season is picking the right team name. Win or lose, that's how teams are remembered through the NFL season. Puns and pop culture references are always a good choice. If you're looking for some inspiration this season, here are five fantasy football team names for every NFL franchise:

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Fantasy football team names for 2024

Arizona Cardinals

• Kyler, The Creator (Kyler Murray)
• You May Kiss the McBride (Trey McBride)
• The Princess McBride (Trey McBride)
• Maserati Marv (Marvin Harrison Jr.)
• Starvin' Marvin Jr. (Marvin Harrison Jr.)

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Atlanta Falcons

• The Tortured Pitts Department (Kyle Pitts)
• Bed Bath & Bijan (Bijan Robinson)
• Here's to You, Bijan Robinson (Bijan Robinson)
• So Long, Drake London (Drake London)
• The Younghoe and The Restless (Younghoe Koo)

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Baltimore Ravens

• Bateman Begins (Rashod Bateman)
• Never Zay Never (Zay Flowers)
• Yippy Ky Yay Justin Tucker (Justin Tucker)
• Dude, Where's Lamar? (Lamar Jackson)
• Lamarvel Cinematic Universe (Lamar Jackson)

Buffalo Bills

• Hollup... Let James Cook (James Cook)
• Shakir, Not Stirred (Khalil Shakir)
• Keon Coleman Grills (Keon Coleman)
• The School of Hard Knox (Dawson Knox)
• Just Joshing Ya (Josh Allen)

Carolina Panthers

• Too Legette to Quit (Xavier Legette)
• Shrimp Fried Bryce (Bryce Young)
• Diontae's Inferno (Diontae Johnson)
• Chubbawumba (Chubba Hubbard)
• Mingo Starr (Jonathan Mingo)

Chicago Bears

• How I Kmet Your Mother (Cole Kmet)
• All Throws Lead to Rome (Rome Odunze)
• Rome Wasn't Built in Odunze (Rome Odunze)
• Lisan al Caleb (Caleb Williams)
• Moore Than a Feeling (DJ Moore)

Cincinnati Bengals

• 30 Seconds to Ja'Marrs (Ja'Marr Chase)
• Super Ja'Marrio World (Ja'Marr Chase)
• Spill the Tee (Tee Higgins)
• Joe Burrowgan (Joe Burrow)
• I Don't Wanna Moss a Thing (Zack Moss)

Cleveland Browns

• Hot Chubb Time Machine (Nick Chubb)
• Built Ford Tough (Jerome Ford)
• Call of Jeudy (Jerry Jeudy)
• Amarican Idol (Amari Cooper)
• You Must Be Njoking (David Njoku)

Dallas Cowboys

• Baby Got Dak (Dak Prescott)
• Dak to the Future (Dak Prescott)
• CeeDeeCee Guidelines (CeeDee Lamb)
• Fergalicious (Jake Ferguson)
• No Dowdle About It (Rico Dowdle)

Denver Broncos

• HOT TO BO! (Bo Nix)
• Sutton for Punishment (Courtland Sutton)
• 90 Day Javonte (Javonte Williams)
• Reynolds Wrap (Josh Reynolds)
• High Self-Estime (Audric Estime)

Detroit Lions

• Jahmyr Comes the Sun (Jahmyr Gibbs)
• Jahmyroquai (Jahmyr Gibbs)
• Any Given Sun God (Amon-Ra St. Brown)
• Livin' LaPorta Loca (Sam LaPorta)
• Shake it Goff (Jared Goff)

Green Bay Packers

• Crazy, Stupid, Jordan Love (Jordan Love)
• Love Island (Jordan Love)
• Josh Jacobs Jingleheimer Schmidt (Josh Jacobs)
• Mrs. Doubsfire (Romeo Doubs)
• Dontayvion Wicks: Chapter Two (Dontayvion Wicks)

Houston Texans

• For Whom Tank Dell Tolls (Tank Dell)
• Loud & Stroud (C.J. Stroud)
• Diggs in a Blanket (Stefon Diggs)
• Nicolodeon! (Nico Collins)
• Catalina Wine Mixon (Joe Mixon)

Indianapolis Colts

• The ManTaylorian (Jonathan Taylor)
• Jonathan (Taylor's Version) (Jonathan Taylor)
• Cards Against Pittmanity (Michael Pittman Jr.)
• Rich Men North of Richardson (Anthony Richardson)
• Eastbound & Downs (Josh Downs)

Jacksonville Jaguars

• All You Can Etienne (Travis Etienne Jr.)
• Etienne Phone Home (Travis Etienne Jr.)
• National Trevor (Trevor Lawrence)
• 12 Engram Men (Evan Engram)
• Gabe of Thrones (Gabe Davis)

Kansas City Chiefs

• For What it's Worthy (Xavier Worthy)
• Mahomelander (Patrick Mahomes)
• Cold as Rice (Rashee Rice)
• Pachecov's Run (Isaiah Pacheco)
• Kelce Grammar (Travis Kelce)

Las Vegas Raiders

• 500 Days of Zamir (Zamir White)
• Another Brock In the Wall (Brock Bowers)
• Jakobi Meyers-Briggs (Jakobi Meyers)
• Arrested Davantement (Davante Adams)
• Gardners of the Galaxy (Gardner Minshew II)

Los Angeles Chargers

• Herbert: Fully Loaded (Justin Herbert)
• The McConkey Tonk (Ladd McConkey)
• McConkey Kong (Ladd McConkey)
• Baskin Dobbins (J.K. Dobbins)
• Chark Week (DJ Chark)

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Los Angeles Rams

• Red Solo Kupp (Cooper Kupp)
• Super Coopers (Cooper Kupp)
• Apukalypse Now (Puka Nacua)
• Inglorious Staffords (Matthew Stafford)
• Kyren on My Wayward Son (Kyren Williams)

Miami Dolphins

• Tyreeky Blinders (Tyreek Hill)
• Waddle House (Jaylen Waddle)
• Django Achaned (De'Von Achane)
• Raheemian Rhapsody (Raheem Mostert)
• Tua for the Money (Tua Tagovailoa)

Minnesota Vikings

• Hey Darnold! (Sam Darnold)
• Darnold Schwarzenegger (Sam Darnold)
• We Built This Griddy (Justin Jefferson)
• Jefferson Starship (Justin Jefferson)
• Pop, Hock & Drop It (T.J. Hockenson)

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New England Patriots

• Beats by Rhamondre (Rhamondre Stevenson)
• Big Game Hunter (Hunter Henry)
• The Bourne Identity (Kendrick Bourne)
• Polkerface (Ja'Lynn Polk)
• 28 Mayes Later (Drake Maye)

New Orleans Saints

• Olave Garden (Chris Olave)
• Avada Kamara (Alvin Kamara)
• Need for Shaheed (Rashid Shaheed)
• Fast Carr (Derek Carr)
• Getaway Carr (Derek Carr)

New York Giants

• Love Thy Nabers (Malik Nabers)
• Like a Good Naber (Malik Nabers)
• All the Singletarys (Devin Singletary)
• Hyatt Regency (Jalin Hyatt)
• Not All Those Who Wan'Dale Are Lost (Wan'Dale Robinson)

New York Jets

• Better Call Hall (Breece Hall)
• Breece's Pieces (Breece Hall)
• Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood (Aaron Rodgers)
• Ayahuasca Aaron (Aaron Rodgers)
• No ReGarretts (Garrett Wilson)

Philadelphia Eagles

• The Hurts Locker (Jalen Hurts)
• Je Ne Saquon (Saquon Barkley)
• Dallas Goedert Buyer's Club (Dallas Goedert)
• DeVonta Break Free (DeVonta Smith)
• The Upside Brown (A.J. Brown)

Pittsburgh Steelers

• American Ninja Warren (Jaylen Warren)
• Najee See Me, Najee Don't (Najee Harris)
• The Pickens Destiny (George Pickens)
• Slim Pickens (George Pickens)
• Air Freier (Pat Freiermuth)

San Francisco 49ers

• Brock & A Hard Place (Brock Purdy)
• McCaffrey If You Can (Christian McCaffrey)
• Aiyukrazy? (Brandon Aiyuk)
• Finding Deebo (Deebo Samuel Sr.)
• Kittle Me Softly (George Kittle)

Seattle Seahawks

• Geno Strings Attached (Geno Smith)
• Kenergy (Kenneth Walker III)
• Kenneth Walker, Texas Ranger (Kenneth Walker III)
• DK Country (DK Metcalf)
• Vintage Charbonnet (Zach Charbonnet)

Tampa Bay Buccaneers

• Stairway to Evans (Mike Evans)
• Ooh, Evans is a Place on Earth (Mike Evans)
• Godwin's Plan (Chris Godwin)
• The Godwin of Fire (Chris Godwin)
• Mayfield of Dreams (Baker Mayfield)

Tennessee Titans

• Pollard Greens (Tony Pollard)
• C'est Levis (Will Levis)
• Ridley's Believe it or Not (Calvin Ridley)
• The Smashing Hopkins (DeAndre Hopkins)
• Tears for Spears (Tyjae Spears)

Washington Commanders

• McLaurin-N-Out (Terry McLaurin)
• Dippin' Dotson (Jahan Dotson)
• Pinky & The Brian (Brian Robinson Jr.)
• Austin Ekeler City Limits (Austin Ekeler)
• The Truth Ertz (Zach Ertz)